Forget Sam I am. How about Twitter Spam I am?

Spam I am.

I am Spam.

Spam I am.

That Spam-I-am!

That Spam-I-am!

I do not like that Spam-I-am!

Do you like my twitter spam?

I do not like your twitter spam.

I do not like them, Spam-I-am!

Would you like teeth whitening links?

I would not like them, your profile stinks!

I do not like your twitter Spam.

I do not like them, Spam-I-am!

Would you like make money schemes?

Would you like our realty teams?

I do not want make money schemes,

Or stupid, vapid realty teams,

I do not like teeth whitening links,

I really think your profile stinks,

I do not like your twitter Spam.

I do not like them, Spam-I-am!

Would you like them with some porn?

Would you like moonfruit every morn?

I do not like them with some porn,

I’m sneering at you now with scorn,

I do not want make money schemes,

Or stupid, vapid realty teams,

I do not like teeth whitening links,

I really think your profile stinks,

I do not like your twitter Spam.

I do not like them, Spam-I-am!

Links that make your computer crash?

To Nigeria, please wire some cash?

Not  with an OS crash,

Your head I’d like to bash,

Not with some porn,

Your tweets I  scorn,

Not with money schemes,

Not with realty teams,

Not with whitening links,

Your profile really stinks,

I do not like your twitter Spam.

I do not like them, Spam-I-am!

Would you, could you? With a guarantee?

Your money back, or it’s (almost) free?

Tweet them! Tweet Them! Here they are!

I would not, could not, with a guarantee,

Your snake oil supplements are not for me.

You may like them, you will see.

You may like a gift bonus Wii.

I would not, could not with a Wii,

I’m blocking you, just let me be!

I do not like them with some porn,

Your tweeting has me all forlorn,

I do not want your money schemes,

Or stupid, goofy realty teams,

I do not want tooth whitening links,

Dealing with spammers really stinks,

I do not like your twitter spam,

I do not like them, Spam-I-am!

Acai! Acai!

Would you, could you, buy some juice?

Not with a Wii, not with some juice,

I now believe your screws are loose,

I will not follow with some juice,

I will not follow, you’re obtuse!

I will not follow money schemes,

Or stupid, goofy realty teams,

I will not follow your tooth links,

I will not follow you who stinks,

I do not like your twitter spam,

I do not like them, Spam-I-am!

I block them.

You do not like them. So you say.

Click them! Click them! And you may.

Click them and you may, I say.

Spam, if you won’t leave me to my fun,

I think I will go buy a gun.

Did you say you want RTs?

Let me be, oh human feces!

I block your spam with some juice,

I block you Spam, you’re obtuse!

I block your moron money schemes,

I block your ridiculous realty teams,

I block your tooth whitening links,

I block you who of the sewer stinks!

I’m blocking all your twitter spam.

You are so lame, Spam-I-am!